Tuesday, April 14, 2015

DemoCATS Vs. RePUGlicans 2016

Its that time of year again. That terrible shitty time of year. I'm not talking about exams or allergies, I’m talking about the start of campaigns. all of these commercials and mudslinging is annoying - a Campaign in my ass. From now until the election, all you will be hearing is bullshit about each candidate. I don’t like this so i came up with an idea that would make it so much more effective and appealing. The united States should adopt a system where each presidential candidate is represented by a baby animal. Every print, Television, or internet advertisement will be that baby animal. There will be no talking, no slander or mistrust, just 30 amazing seconds of a baby animal on your screen. The population would vote based on which animal they like most. This is no different from the current system because it is a popularity contest. I think this is a great idea and i think everyone should support the idea. DemoCATS Vs. RePUGlicans 2016

Not so social media

People have become a social media. The 20 or so year old community is so blatantly unaware that they have blindly become a walking Facebook, twitter, and Instagram. Verbal conversations hardly last for more than 140 characters. People are actually saying "Retweet" when they agree with someone. A new cause for panic in a friend group is when someone doesn't like your new Instagram post. We communicate so well over text with emojis, we can practically have a conversation just with facial expressions. We have absorbed our handheld social medias so much that it has become a part of ourselves. Our smartphones have made us dumb people and I am just as guilty of it as anyone else. I am not mad about it. Do you agree, would you "Retweet"?.

That guy

Remember that kid from highschool? You know the one, right? that one guy that you can picture in your head but is weirdly hard to describe in person? He was the one with the hair, and the legs and the arms. He was extremely average. He packed his lunch and always had that smell. Wait no that was the other dude. but this guy did pack his lunch all the time. you dont remember him having friends, but you also dont remember him not having friends. he floated his way through highschool not hurting or helping anyone. he was just kinda there. and he is a vague memory. But he was cool right? Your not really sure, but any way, That guy is me, and im back. and ready to blog. i guess...